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"There are times when verbal ingenuity is not enough." - B. Banzai

"Nobody is nobody. Everyone has something to offer." - B. Banzai

"Remember; no matter where you go, there you are."- B. Banzai

"If he's not one thing, he's another." - Rawhide

"I've been ionized, but I'm okay now." - B. Banzai

"If all wishes were gratified, many dreams would be destroyed." - B. Banzai

"In my experience, nothing is ever what it seems to be, but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen all at once." - B. Banzai

"The future begins tomorrow" - The sign for Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems

Buckaroo Banzai : "John Parker, take this wheel. Just, just hold on, that's good. It flies like a truck." John Parker: "Good. What is a truck?"

Dr. Lizardo : "Laugha while you can monkeyboy."

"Treat us good, we'll treat you better. Treat us bad, we'll treat you worse."

"Today's impossible is tomorrow's reality."

"Mystery is the source of all true art and science."

"Be cool, but care."

"Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum." (If you wish for peace, prepare for war.)

"He thinks he's Einstein, James Bond, and Batman all rolled into one."

"The only way to know if a man is trustworthy is to trust him."

"The Mind's a funny thing . . . in the Summer it longs for Winter. In the Winter it longs for Summer. In the Spring . . . it heads for the Bahamas."

"Know that, as in life, there is much that many have looked upon but few have seen because, as my father told me and his father told him, you will come to learn a great deal if you study the insignificant in depth."

"Those in a hurry show only that the thing they are about is too big for them."

"Nothing real can defeat us. Nothing unreal exists."

"Progress Over Protocol."

"The man who has ceased to fear has ceased to care."

"Live like you're gonna die tomorrow and study like you're gonna live forever."

"My center is giving right is in retreat. Situation excellent: I shall attack."

"A battle won is a battle which we will not acknowledge to be lost."

"I speak Spanish to God, French to women, English to men, and Japanese to my horse."

"Let's see if we can get some chocolate on the peanut butter or peanut butter in the chocolate."

"Asking is a polite way of demanding."

"A thousand pities cannot undo one thoughtless act."

"A fool can throw a stone into the water which ten wise men cannot recover."

The Three Loves: love of others, the love of justice, and the love of freedom.

The Four Beauties: Mind, Language, Behavior, and Environment

There is a term sometimes used at the Banzai Institute: The three Bs, meaning the Bus, the Bath, and the Bed. That is where the greatest discoveries are made in science. When one is at his most relaxed, her most receptive, that is when a foreign consciousness, a "stray bullet" as B. Banzai calls it, may pop into one's head.

If you can't figure out how all this relates to (K)Ubuntuguide, then you might want to read about a similar mystery (regarding the Buckaroo Banzai film): What exactly is the Watermelon doing there?"

PS: The written script for Buckaroo Banzai is brilliant, but the movie itself is painful to watch. You have been warned.

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